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Immigration: Ministry of Justice..???

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 17, 2008, 11:39 PM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Watching: Harry Potter
  • Playing: Phoenix Wright
  • Eating: Cereal
More like Ministry of Inefficiency. So I finally breach the defences of automated answering machines and convince at least three authorative figures to send the Immigrations Bureau in Nagoya a fax stating that Canadians may land in America under the status of deportee... But when I arrive they chuckle and tell me with a smile that landing in America is no longer an issue because they simply cannot by any means process my paperwork before the 18th departure date.

Furthermore, the officers said the earliest I could depart is the 23rd of next week because it was impossible to process my papers immediately for unknown reasons. Today (Friday) was also impossible. (Have they sent someone to a forest to chop down a tree and literally process a parchment from its wood? What takes them so long?)

Additonally inconvieniantly, the bureau is neither open on Saturdays nor Sundays despite providing extremely important services to foreigners, while other people work weekends at unnecessary establishments such as McDonalds. Worse yet, these lazy Immigrations people wont bother processing my papers on Monday because its Sea Day, a national holiday in Japan.

Well I can only hope they spend this time wisely, go visit their precious sea and get devoured by a pod of angry dolphins who are fed up with being served as sushi.

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  • Current Age: 22
  • Current Residence: Japan
  • Interests: writing, drawing, video games
  • Favourite poet or writer: JK.Rowling
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • Shell of choice: Ninja Turtle
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy 7
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cloud Strife
  • Personal Quote: El Batman. Je suis Batman! Koy Batman ...
  • Tools of the Trade: Tablet/Mouse, Clicky pencil, Cheapo pen, Photoshop, Buttercream Icing

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~JonnaRainbow:iconJonnaRainbow: Jul 14, 2008, 10:30:53 AM
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=Kasia88:iconKasia88: Jan 12, 2008, 9:26:55 PM
thank you for the watch ^^

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~Pilion:iconPilion: Dec 21, 2007, 4:38:12 PM
Merry Christmas! i know its early but just wanted to say it before I forget.

btw, do you have your cell phone with you? I should give you a call sometime. :D

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~Zocko:iconZocko: Oct 14, 2007, 6:15:32 AM
And I, in turn, send sniffles from Japan. The weather here is constantly changing and therefore I have caught a fraction of a cold. Yarrrg ...
*defeatedlikeyou:icondefeatedlikeyou: Oct 11, 2007, 11:12:06 AM
from? lol...FROM MEXICO is what I was about to write but something went terribly and drastically wrong and I ended up posting before finishing my sentence XD woe is Smee. :ahoy:

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*defeatedlikeyou:icondefeatedlikeyou: Oct 11, 2007, 11:11:08 AM
awww :hug: I miss you too! Hope japan is treatin' ya well. I send greetings from

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"I didn't 'like you' like you like I like you now!" :date:
"Delectable tea....or deadly poison?" -Iroh
Nidoran FTW!
~Imoet:iconImoet: Sep 1, 2007, 10:42:10 PM
Hi, Zocko. I'm virliebe from Advent Children net. Nice to meet you!:wave:
~stinkyryoma:iconstinkyryoma: Aug 18, 2007, 1:53:19 AM
great gallery!

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~Michi-Ragnarok:iconMichi-Ragnarok: Aug 15, 2007, 11:25:05 PM
Hi! :wave: I watched you on my old account :iconkeoko: I made this new one so I'm watching you on it
~Pilion:iconPilion: Aug 13, 2007, 1:59:52 PM
well, the key words were "if you ever get one".

no ones making you get one :P

well, enjoy your experiences in japan, I think I'm goin next year, with luck. keep in touch. :wave:

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Currently Playing:

-D2
-Crisis Core

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-House of the Dead 2
-Smash Bros Brawl
-Guilty Gear XX
~Pilion:iconPilion: Jul 29, 2007, 8:50:11 PM
aw dang, i got one awhile ago for severely low price. Thinking I could afford one of the next gen consoles was the last thing on my mind, but I guess I lucked out.

lemme know if you ever get one with online access, we can send things to each other, its fun. :D

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-D2
-Crisis Core

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-House of the Dead 2
-Smash Bros Brawl
-Guilty Gear XX
~suvakastar:iconsuvakastar: Jul 8, 2007, 11:56:51 PM
Wow You haven' added anything in a long time, I miss seeing your Art, if you ever get the chance you should either upload something or look at my page, I'm very proud, I finally have added art to my account ^^

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